Come on. Try it. You know you wanna. Yer so ready.
I'm going out on a limb. Your retirement plan is not rocking your world with romantic candlelight dinners and funny kissy poo nights.
Your new plasma TV didn't help you realize life is about getting into other people's craws and sticking there.
Your rennovated kitchen will not keep your neighbors' kids from being functionally illiterate or the homeless man sleeping under your stoop from getting his next hit of crack.
Start touching. Come on Try it. You know you wanna. Yer so ready.