I'm Wrapped in Goodness

Contrary to popular belief, the Twinkie's shelf life is 25 days.

According to its website's metatags, Moonpies are the "CyberSnack" of the 21st Century.

Little Debbie of snack cake fame was modeled after a black-and-white photo of then four year-old Debbie McKee. The image was altered to make Debbie look older.

I ate my first Lara bar in Central Park while staring at a shirtless man. It was yummy.

I was given my first package of Emergen-c from a fellow bald coworker.

On the night of my senior prom, my mother gave me a gift bag including, among other things, my first package of condoms. I did not use them that night.

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